Hi, my name is Barb, and my curtains don’t match. My pillowcases don’t match my sheets, either. And some of the pants I wear to work are patched because I refuse to spend money on something that’s just going to get greasy. I’ve had pretty much the same hairdo since high school, and no one …
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You matter. Your life has value. Here’s proof.
Step away from the lunatic fringe.
Alcoholics have a lot in common with immature adolescents.
We have to speak for them.
And they drew me skinny! Woo hoo!
Are any of us doing what we thought we’d be doing this year?
Recently, while driving through a suburb, we came across some kids (pictured below) on a street corner, selling lemonade and cookies. I’m all for encouraging an entrepreneurial spirit in the nation’s youth, so I had to stop to patronize their establishment. (Yeah. That’s why. It had nothing to do with my weakness for cookies.) The …
How do you find your way through life without a moral compass?