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Standing on the Corner of Friendly Avenue and Bully Way
Frankly, you guys are just weird.
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A Two-Week Trip to Italy, Organized for You!
There’s no point in making you recreate the wheel, after all.
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It’s All Fun and Games Until Some Fool Jumps Your Open Drawbridge in His Car
Bridgetending is very Zen, mostly. Until it isn’t.
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Herculaneum: Digging Deep
The sign said, “Entrust your thoughts to the pomegranate tree.”
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The Best Worst Vacation of the Year
It had a row of horseshoes nailed to it, facing downward, so the luck was pouring out.
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Bizarre Sexist Beliefs That Refuse to Die
We can be angry without our ovaries telling us to.
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That Freshly Foreign Feeling
The musical cadence of Italian voices echoing down the canal lulled me to sleep.
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Don’t like statistics? It’s okay to start with common sense.
Who would be most motivated to want you to fear or hate someone else?
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Visiting the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, Italy
It was an honor to be in the same room with some of these masterpieces.
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What to Cook When You Hate to Cook. Recipe 15: Barb’s Lazy Guacamole
Just writing this is making me crave it.