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The Outer Limits of Boredom
I decided to lean into my boredom. Really own it.
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My Last Bizarre Experience of 2025
Because sometimes the only valid response is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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A Conversation with My Dentist
“Hi Doc! What’s your favorite color?”
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Seattle’s Loch Ness Monster Seems to Be Dying
Some things should be allowed to rest in peace.
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“Put Cabbage Leaves on Your Painful, Swollen Knee,” She Said. “It’s Easy,” She Said.
A lot of people have told me it works, and I was up for anything.
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It Could Be Worse
“You survived that, so you’ll survive this.”
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Bureaucracy: The 10th Circle of Hell in Dante’s Inferno
If one more person tries to tell me they’re just doing their job…
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Traditions with a Personal Spin
I love having weird Christmas trees.
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When the Human Element is Removed
The end of civilization as we know it. Fasten your seat belts.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy Redux
FOR GOD’S SAKE, PEOPLE!!! HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR DAMNED MINDS???