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Holy Group Grumble, Batman!
Turns out that bats speak to each other as individuals.
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Avoiding Hell
Don’t get me wrong. I like bats. They’re great for the environment. I just don’t want to be roommates with them.
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Going Batty
So, it’s my second night in my new house. It’s 3a.m. I’m sound asleep. And then I hear this fluttering near my head. A moth? A really big moth? Then it zooms past my head 3 times and leaves the room. A bat. A bat! Mommy! My lovable yet useless dog is cowering in the…
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Valuable Junk?
Oooh, I really upset my landlady’s son the other day. I asked him what he was going to do with the junk car in the back yard. He told me that, in fact, it was a collectible car and a valuable investment. He just needs to do some work on it and it can be…
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Other People’s Photo Albums
You young people may not know this, but once upon a time, before digital photography, people used to collect photo albums. They would take up a great deal of space, and were usually only taken out for viewing when some friend or relative needed to be tortured. Gazing at Great Aunt Mabel’s trip to Atlantic…