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Swimsuit Calendars and Naked Women Mud Flaps—Why Go There?
Here’s the thing (yeah, yeah, there’s always a thing): those who chafe at being politically correct are people who don’t care about anyone’s feelings other than their own, so there’s really no point in arguing with them. But. There are moments when I’m given the choice of either biting my tongue clean off or speaking…
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Doomsday Postponed: The Antidote for All This Holiday Cheer
Well we survived the Mayan Apocalypse. Whew! What a load off the shoulders of all those doomsday preppers out there. Or is it? I mean, once you get past the feeling of being a total fool, what do you do for fun? Here’s the thing, people: the end of the world has apparently been coming…
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My Second Life
For years now I’ve had a rich and fulfilling second life. In it I’m younger, thinner, sexier, more outgoing, and more well-known than I am in my everyday life. It’s quite intoxicating, actually. This is me, standing in front of one of my fractals with a fractal necklace around my neck: I discovered the virtual…