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Not So Funny Fundraisers
As per usual, I was listening to my local NPR station during my daily commute, and I heard a story that nearly caused me to drive off the road. This time it wasn’t from shock or horror. It was because I was laughing. They were talking about some Valentine’s Day fundraisers that were being held…
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PTRRD
After having lived in Florida for 40 years, I have much to be traumatized about, believe you me. Hurricanes, scorpions, rising sea levels, gun-toting vigilantes, insane politicians, free-ranging pet boa constrictors, rampant conservatism… you name it, Florida’s got it. But as is often the case, it took leaving my toxic environment to discover just how…
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Killer Instinct
I have a confession to make. I’m a killer. And I don’t feel the least bit of shame. I’ll do it again, I guarantee you. If a cockroach or a brown recluse spider stupidly breeches my line of chemical defense and enters my house, there to potentially bite me and rot my flesh or ruin…