Tag: Ducks

  • Please Don’t Shoot the Humans

    Over a duck? Seriously?

  • Another Disappearing Drawbridge

    Rest in peace, Drawbridge. Rest in peace.

  • A National Case of Foie Gras Syndrome

    Being force fed has to be the most horrible, helpless feeling on earth. I can’t believe Foie Gras isn’t outlawed. I mean, they stick these ducks in cages and then violently stuff corn down their throats to fatten their livers. It’s unimaginable to me that I’d be able to enjoy eating something that comes from…

  • A Parade from the Inside Out

    One of my coworkers moonlights as a Duckboat Tour operator here in Seattle. I’ve yet to have the opportunity to take one of these tours, but it’s way up there on my to-do list. Just riding in a vehicle that leaves the street then plunges into the water, then later drives back out again, would…