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“Put Cabbage Leaves on Your Painful, Swollen Knee,” She Said. “It’s Easy,” She Said.
A lot of people have told me it works, and I was up for anything.
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Wishful Shaving
I haven’t shaved my legs above the knee in 30 years. What would be the point? My short shorts and miniskirt days are long gone. It’s not as disgusting as you might think, though. With this habitual neglect, the hair has become so light and thin over the years that you can barely tell it’s…