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Adam’s Ribs
The one negative about moving 3000 miles is the cravings you have that can no longer be fulfilled. There isn’t a Popeye’s Chicken or a Golden Corral within 25 miles of me. These people are uncivilized, I tell you! But the thing I’m craving most at this moment is my best friend’s mother’s arroz con…
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A Really Bad Day in the Life of a Bridgetender
1:00 – 5:00 am: Dog periodically wakes up, dry heaving, causing me to periodically wake up. He has gotten into the landlady’s compost heap again. 6:15 am: Alarm goes off. I sit up in a fog. Room spins. I feed dogs, one of whom is predictably not hungry. Let the dogs out, watch them head…