Tag: stolen

  • Land Acknowledgements and Mixed Emotions

    Land Acknowledgements and Mixed Emotions

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  • “Lost Saint Bernard”

    I saw this on some local social media recently. My first thought was, “How in the hell do you lose a Saint Bernard?” I mean, this is not a dog that can scoot past your ankles while you’re checking the mail. It’s not going to tip-toe past you while you’re binge watching Arrested Development. It’s…

  • Chez Nothin’ to Steal Here

    I’m thrilled to say that no one has ever broken into my house. There are several reasons for this. First, of course, is the loyal presence of my ever-vigilant barking dogs. I have this theory that thieves are lazy and paranoid, so if they’re going to rob someone, they’d much rather go next door to…