We keep Christmas in our own special way.
We keep Christmas in our own special way.
So many books, so little time…
You may rue the day you started collecting those beer steins.
Jesus did not approve of greed.
It’s time to stop sniffing the glue, folks.
You’d think I’d have learned by now.
“Do you really need 8 garlic presses?”
All that stuff you see? It used to be money. Now it’s stuff.
When my mother died, I hung on to this bottle of deodorant she had given me until long after it had been used up. Because she gave it to me. I think I got it into my head that getting rid of that bottle would be like losing my connection with her. I just couldn’t …
I used to know a guy who had a photo of a cat. “Cute cat,” I said, “What’s his name?” “I dunno. A pen pal sent that picture to me 30 years ago.” “Are you still friends?” “No.” “Then why are you keeping the photo of a long-dead cat that belonged to someone you no …