Laughing, here…

I was cleaning out old files in my computer, and came across this conversation I had with an old friend with whom I’ve lost touch. The writing isn’t mine, per se, in fact it’s rather poorly written, but I think this is too hilarious not to share. It makes me laugh until I cry every time I read it, which I suppose says a lot about me. Kip, if you’re out there, I miss you.

Kip: did i tell you what happened to me few weeks ago with a window?

Me: No.

Kip: well we were having car trouble so sharon took my car. Anyway, my car decided to go wrong too so she had to get one from work. So she goes to work and i have to wait till she calls to go get her in her car after it was fixed. So i walk out the front door, taking my keys, get to the car realise i need hers. So go to go back in. But she has taken my front door key off my car keys.

Me: lol

Kip: then my phone wont ring out…

Me: lolol

Kip: so have to wait for her to ring. Meanwhile im trying to open the latch with a stick…

Me: lol

Kip: Doesn’t work, so give up. She rings, I tell her im now locked out. She comes home, we go to open the door but I have put deadlock on with the stick.

Me: ROFL

Kip: so cant open door with the key.

Me: oh my god, I’m crying.

Kip: The only window we can open is on the stairs, so we open it. It opens upwards but i barely fit through…head first.

Me: ROFL

Kip: And my top got caught on the latch hook

Me: ROFLMAO

Kip: So i’m stuck head first upside down in the window

Me: I’m howling.

Kip: Sharon sees that i’m caught so she unhooks it without telling me. I fall through window and down half flight of stairs.

Me: I can’t breathe.

Kip: Head first. Man we were laughing so much

Me: Oh my god, that’s hilarious.

Kip: The spare key is now hidden outside

Me: lol

Kip: I’m so not going through that again.

Me: ROFLMAO