Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist

Is it just me, or is everyone experiencing a spate of mounting hysteria? I know the economy is bad, and there are wars and abuses and crime and tragedy. I know that there are plenty of causes and issues that need to be addressed. The four horses of the apocalypse are being kept quite busy,…

Is it just me, or is everyone experiencing a spate of mounting hysteria? I know the economy is bad, and there are wars and abuses and crime and tragedy. I know that there are plenty of causes and issues that need to be addressed. The four horses of the apocalypse are being kept quite busy, indeed. But something is different.

For example, here in America you’ll always get your fair share of people complaining about the president if he wasn’t the guy they voted for. That’s the beauty of democracy, in my opinion. But suddenly it’s not just the usual griping, it’s extreme panic. To hear them tell it, all guns will be confiscated so that we can all be trundled into concentration camps by the illegal immigrants, our senior citizens will be killed off, the rest of us are going to be sprayed in the face with some new government created virus, and while we experience a slow and agonizing death from that, we’ll all be forced into a gay marriage. But hey, at least the weather will be nice, because global warming is apparently some huge hoax that was devised in a worldwide conspiracy by 98 percent of all scientists to benefit…whom exactly? Beats me.

It’s even getting to the point where Facebook isn’t fun to visit anymore. Not only does it seem like the latest global outrage is the order of the day, but three times in the past two weeks I’ve watched debates turn into fights in which people who are supposed to be friends engage in hostile name calling.

What has happened to reasoned discourse? Where have courtesy and respect gone? What has happened to checking facts instead of spreading ridiculous rumors? When did we become so gullible? At the rate we’re going, this time next week people will actually believe that Godzilla is rampaging through the streets of New York City.

I long to sit down in a restaurant and hear everyone around me discussing sports, the weather, books they’ve read, their kid’s t-ball game, movies, music, art, dating, travel…anything, ANYTHING but fear, prejudice, hatred, disaster and death. Please. I’m begging you.

If I were queen of the world, the first thing I would do is issue a brown paper bag to all my subjects so that we could all breathe into them and stop this global hyperventilation.

Everything is going to be okay. Really.

Namaste

22 responses to “Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist”

  1. What happened to reasoned discourse? I don’t want to talk about it…
    Someone once asked me; “Do you know what the difference is between ignorance and apathy?”
    And I said, “I don’t know and I don’t care.”

    1. Rolling my eyes. 🙂

      1. That is neither reasoned nor discourse…

      2. You may have a point.

      3. My head always has a point… errrrr…. I mean… uh…

      4. People have sent me emails… they got my email from the blog somehow, but I don’t know how. I don’t really want to type it in here. Ask Ed, or H.E.Ellis or somebody.

      5. Who is Ed or HE Ellis? How about this. Send me a reply with the first half of your e-mail addy. I’ll then delete it. Then send me the second half, and I’ll delete that.

        And actually, it’s a dental lab.

      6. So you will still do bridge work… get it?

      7. Rolling my eyes again. 🙂

      8. Well, you need to learn about Ed Hotspur and H.E. Ellis and the gang.

      9. But I am going to read the email tomorrow… I am sleepy.

      10. and delete my code name before the Russians send a sexy female KGB spy to try to kill me.

      11. Oh, but you’d like that, except for the killing part.

      12. Of course she would take one look at me and forget her mission…

      13. Are they opening up a bridge I don’t know about? Ha.

  2. Yes. This is why I hate politics- especially election season.

    1. Seems like a downward spiral. The panic makes people tired, which makes them paranoid, which makes them panic even more…

  3. My blog entry on global warming is coming in about a week. Brace yourself.

    1. It’s all a matter of perspective I suppose. Freezing your patooties off vs. loosing your island entirely. Hmmmm…

      1. Not the projected 16 inches, and the Seychelles, (to name but one of the island groups I’ll be mentioning in my blog entry, so stay tuned) has a population of 84,000.

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