There ought to be a word for people who irrationally cling to their beliefs way beyond the point where they could possibly make any sense to anyone, including themselves. Some of these people are simply desperately stupid. Others are just so stubborn that they refuse to change their stance even when they themselves must realize that they look like fools.
Here’s an actual conversation I once had with an ex-boyfriend. Not only does it illustrate my point but it explains one of the many reasons he is an ex.
Him: “Anyone who has ever had alcohol is an alcoholic.”
Me: “Er… what?”
Him: “It’s true. Any alcohol of any kind means you’re an alcoholic.”
Me: “So the woman who has one cold beer a week to celebrate the weekend is an alcoholic?”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “Even if she has never been drunk in her life.”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “Even if during hard times she can’t afford that one beer and that doesn’t particularly bother her.”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “How about your amazing Aunt Linda, who has only had the occasional glass of champagne at New Year’s?
Him: “She’s an alcoholic, too.”
Me: “She would be as stunned as I am to hear that, I’m sure. How about someone who partied pretty hard in college because that was the thing to do, but who outgrew it by the time he was 23, and hasn’t had a drink of any kind in the past 50 years?”
Him: “Alcoholic.”
Me: “Seriously? And someone who has never consciously partaken, but has had Nyquil, which contains alcohol, when suffering from a bad head cold?”
Him: “He’s an alcoholic, too.”
Me: “Nothing but communion wine about once a month?
Him: “Alcoholic.”
Me: “How about a fundamentalist (insert any religion here) who has avoided alcohol of all kinds since birth, but one day accidentally takes a sip of vodka, thinking it’s water, and immediately spits it out, but one evil drop manages to slide down her throat?
Him: “Yes, her too.”
Me: “What a scary world you live in. Every single person on the planet is an alcoholic. How about you? You had one drink your entire life, a glass of wine as we rode a gondola through the canals of Venice. Are you an alcoholic?”
Him: “I am.”
Me (after a long pause): “Do you have any idea how insane you sound right now?”
Defying logic is the worst kind of stupidity. I just realized that there is a word for this type of person: idiot. Or maybe it’s republican. Or maybe both.
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