The View from a Drawbridge

The random musings of a bridgetender with entirely too much time on her hands.

I used to think crows were pretty cool. They are confident. They know what they want, and they get it. And they’re smart. Scientists have discovered that crows can recognize individual human faces. I could have told them that. I was once stalked by a crow.

One day, after a long, particularly horrible graveyard shift in which everything seemed to go wrong, I was walking to my car and there was this crow sitting on a lamp post, squawking at me. Since I was in a foul mood, I replied, “Oh, shut up.”

The bird dive bombed me! I could feel his wings hit my head.  Chalking it up to just one more annoying thing about the day, I got into my car and drove home.

The next morning I was leaving work again, and there was the crow. Same lamp post. This time he was silent, and so was I. But when I got closer, he dive bombed me once again. Great.

But here’s where it gets really weird. I had the next day off, and my coworker said that the evil creature didn’t show up. He never bothered anyone else. But he was waiting for me every day I worked. Surely a bird can’t grasp the concept of days of the week? Could he be recognizing my car?

This went on for weeks, which to me seems a little petty. Surely there must be something better for a crow to do. It got to the point that I was half afraid to walk to my car.

Then one day he wasn’t there. He never came back. Perhaps he moved on to someone else. Perhaps he felt that he had made his point. And in actual fact he did, because I won’t ever mess with a crow again.

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11 thoughts on “The Crow from Hell

  1. Reblogged this on spidereyesolutions and commented:

  2. likkleone says:

    I feel you! I have a very real fear of birds and so many of them in Australia are super-aggressive and have absolutely no fear of humans.

    1. I watched one attack my dog just now! I hope it’s not an increasing trend.

      1. likkleone says:

        They now know where you live and are targeting your family.

  3. batgurrl says:

    Chill everyone – it is spring time and they are protecting their babies. Kind of like bears but in a bird sort of way. Get close to the nest and they get cranky.
    But then they know who cussed at them too. Be kind to them. Feed them some peanuts and you will have friends for life.

    1. Well, considering my crow was on a lamp post on the middle of a bridge over a wide river, I can’t imagine where the nest could have been. But yeah, I need to watch my language. 🙂

  4. I got good pics of the ravens in the Tower of London…

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