“Rumors of My Death…”

Have you ever made the mistake of clicking on one of those sponsored ads on Facebook? Someone famous is dead, or has gotten remarried to someone else famous, or is crying, or has ruined his or her reputation, or has had a shocking secret revealed. When you click on it, you get an ad for…

Have you ever made the mistake of clicking on one of those sponsored ads on Facebook? Someone famous is dead, or has gotten remarried to someone else famous, or is crying, or has ruined his or her reputation, or has had a shocking secret revealed. When you click on it, you get an ad for something completely arbitrary, like shoes or a questionable weight loss product. Lies. Lies. Pure lies. I can’t believe that any website would be a party to that.

I’m also amazed that advertisers think this is a good idea. I mean, yes, you got me to click. Yes, I visited the site. But did I buy anything? No. I just got pissed off and left and learned my lesson. I’ll never click on one of those things again, and I’d rather die than give those people any of my hard-earned money. It doesn’t pay to infuriate and manipulate your customer base.

Or maybe it does, because I don’t see these ads dying off as quickly as they seem to want to kill off famous people. In fact, they seem to be proliferating like rodents. Please don’t encourage them, folks. We deserve better.

A delightful response to the recent internet ad hoax that implied that Betty White was dead.
A delightful response to the recent internet ad hoax that implied that Betty White was dead.

9 responses to ““Rumors of My Death…””

  1. I still wonder if I fake my own death if it might increase books sales… ha!

    1. At the very least you could write a book about it. 🙂

      1. uh… hmmmm…

  2. Yet another reason not to use Facebook.
    I bet Betty would find this report amusing.
    Maybe they meant she dyes ( her hair ) peacefully at home…hee-hee.

    1. They did mean dyes her hair. They were mocking the rumor of her death. 🙂 I have no doubt she found the whole thing hysterical. I just love her.

  3. I met her when I was five, or so my parents said I did. Sat on her lap.
    If she ever succumbs to mortality the nation will go into mourning for months.
    She is a national treasure. I think her face should be on Mount Rushmore. She’d make a great president. If Regan could do it why not Betty?

    1. Wow, a brush with greatness! You should have your behind bronzed.
      I’d definitely vote for her before I’d vote for Donald Trump!

  4. Yeah, a bronzed tush for my mantelpiece . The weight would probably break it.
    If Betty was running Trump would have to reign in those insults cause she would wipe the floor with him while smiling sweetly.

    1. Yes she would! That would actually be rather fun to watch, I suspect.

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