Unnatural Nature

I just watched a squirrel run down a 40 foot pine tree head first, like it was nothing. And it was nothing, for him. He probably does it a hundred times a day. I tried to imagine doing it myself, even once, and the thought made me kind of queasy.

There are a lot of natural things that I couldn’t or wouldn’t do.

  • Roll poop into balls bigger than I am like a dung beetle.
  • Eat rotting flesh like a vulture.
  • Dive into ice laden seas like a penguin.
  • Scream for hours at the top of my lungs like a howler monkey. (But it might actually be quite spiritually cleansing to do it for a minute or two.)
  • Echolocate like a dolphin or a bat.
  • Slam my head into a rival like a ram. (I heard a great quip on Welcome to Night Vale the other day: “Dodge Ram. Great car. Even better advice.”)
  • Eat the head off my partner like a praying mantis. (Or eat the head off anything or anyone, for that matter.)
  • Remain pregnant for 23 months like an elephant.
  • Mate for life like a swan.
  • Chase down something, catch it, tear it to shreds and eat it raw like so many creatures do.
  • Stay outside in horrible weather like most animals do at some time or another.
  • Lay an egg. Or sit patiently on a nest and count on my partner to bring me food.
  • Shed my skin all at once.
  • Chew through (often chemically treated) wood like a mouse.

Nature is awesome. I’m glad we have yet to succeed in destroying it in all its many forms. But I’m also glad I’m me.

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Author: The View from a Drawbridge

I have been a bridgetender since 2001, and gives me plenty of time to think and observe the world.

9 thoughts on “Unnatural Nature”

  1. Your level of awareness is higher than that of the animals – you’ve been through that stuff already. But continue to evolve by exercising your mind with either philosophy, science or spiritualism (not religion) otherwise you could go back :/ Also, do not be commited to violence. If you do that you’ll come back as a dog to learn how to have respect for life 🙂 Always listen, follow your heart and do what is right. THEN in one of these lifetimes you’ll achieve the same level of awareness as a creator 😀 When that happens you’ll be able to create your own world of form. But not a copy of the one you achieved creator’s consciousness, but unique expression of your divine individuality.

  2. We have yet to succeed in destroying it but sadly, according to the documentary ” Racing Extinction” we are coming dangerously close to doing so each passing day…

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