An interesting text conversation with a dear friend, shared with her permission.
Friend: Did something on my bucket list that I hope won’t shock you too much.
Me: Been trying to call. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Expect the worst and it won’t be so bad.
Last time you did a bucket list thing, you bungee jumped out of a perfectly good hot air balloon.
You can guess and I promise I will tell you if you get it right. It’s nothing like the balloon stunt.
Ran off to join the circus? Posed nude with a boa constrictor?
Neither of those. And not fond of tight hugs.
Not fond of tight hugs… Boob job? Something medical?
Still braless. Nothing medical.
Nothing medical. Nothing death-defying or snake-related. Are you a blonde?
No way.
Tattoo? Some alteration of appearance? A new purchase of some sort? An experience?
Very slight alteration in appearance. (This is soooo much fun.)
Nails? Teeth? Something above the waist or below? Did you shave your hoo hoo?
One of those. Darn you are good.
YOU SHAVED YOUR HOO HOO?
Guess again.
Teeth? Details.
It’s not teeth.
Nails?
Yes. They are blue.
Child, please. Why would that shock me?
Hey, it’s the most exciting thing on my bucket list. Maybe I will do my coochie pop next.
I bet it would itch.
I got nothin’.
And having a boring bucket list means you are satisfied with life. That’s enviable.
Do you have anything on yours?
Mine is 5 pages long. Mostly travel related. Remind me to show you.
Sounds exciting.
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The View from a Drawbridge 
So what does it say about someone that’s never even made a bucket list? 🙂
I’d say that person is either completely satisfied with life, or suffers from an acute lack of imagination.
Third option could be that I have too much imagination. If I began a list of all the things I want to do in this finite life it would stretch out into infinity and I’d have no time to actually do any of them. Maybe item one should be to obtain immortality. With your imagination I figure your list will continue to grow even as you check each item off. 🙂
No doubt about it. 🙂