Sick While Single

How many days before someone finds my body?

I’m currently in the throes of the head cold from hell. It is so bad, in fact, that it had me googling “coronavirus symptoms”. (I know. Paranoia. That happens when my temperature goes above 100 degrees. Worst case scenarios dance through my head. In technicolor.)

At least my worst fear can no longer be realized. When I was single and in a feverish state, I used to worry that I’d die and it would be about three days before anyone found my body. I don’t know why that bothered me so much. I mean, after all, I’d be dead. I’d be beyond help. But that really, really used to freak me out.

Now that I’m married, I suspect that my body would be found within 6 hours, at the absolute most. Yay, I guess. That greatly reduces the stink factor for those I leave behind. But it also means that I was loved. And after all, isn’t that what we’re all hoping for out of life?

If you’re single, and you have a cold coming on, I suggest you reach out to someone, anyone, and ask them to call you once or twice a day to check for signs of life. You’ll still be sick, but at least you’ll know that someone cares. And that counts a lot toward healing.

Wishing you health and happiness, dear reader.

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2 responses to “Sick While Single”

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    Janet Batton (Roy)

    Well my friend (actually wife of my friend lol) your fun little anecdotes have convinced me to purchase your first view from a drawbridge book on Amazon! I can’t wait now to receive it! Maybe one day, we will meet in person, and you can autograph it for me?!?
    Your friend,
    Janet Roy (Batton)

    1. I would be honored to autograph it for you. 🙂 Thanks, Janet!

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