Floridians, Here’s What Your Children Will Be Taught

Florida: where knowledge goes to die.

Having experienced the Florida Education System firsthand, I genuinely thought it could never get worse. I graduated with several football players who were functionally illiterate. At one of our rival schools, a boy was allowed to list the KKK amongst his clubs in his high school yearbook. Ignorance abounds. And yet Ron DeSantis is making every effort to worsen an already pathetic system, and the impact of these efforts will be dire.

The only reason to encourage censorship and misinformation in the classroom is to spread ignorance, because ignorant people are more easily manipulated in every way, including in their political decisions. Ignorance makes people much more susceptible to believing in conspiracy theories, and more prone to being victims of fear-mongering. Misinformed people are more easily pitted against one another, thus reducing the power of the people to influence their elected officials. Instead, those officials will manipulate the people in order to achieve their own selfish goals.

This type of ignorance is why so many people think that an insurrection is patriotic, and that election fraud is widespread. This type of ignorance is why some people actually think that all drag queens are involved in some nefarious conspiracy to sexually abuse children. This type of ignorance is how people believe that the center of a child sex trafficking ring was located in the basement of a pizza parlor that didn’t even have a basement. It’s also why some people are deluded into thinking that vaccinations are things to be avoided, and that public health and civic responsibility are not as important as getting to have one’s own way.

On July 19th, 2023, Florida’s social studies standards were up for debate. Unfortunately, the Florida Board of Education chose to approve some radical, sweeping changes to those standards, despite much protest. Due to these changes, here are some of the insanely stupid things that your children are going to learn if they live in Florida:

  • They will be told that being a slave in this country actually provided personal benefits, such as learning skills that they could use to improve their lives. It makes slavery sound like a training program. (If so, why wasn’t everyone standing in line for this amazing opportunity?)
  • Women and minorities had their civil rights expanded through the generosity of the white men who were in political power when the laws were changed, therefore racism didn’t matter. (So, all the protests, activism, demonstrations, and public pressure either never happened or they were about as politically necessary as a small town spelling bee.)
  • The Founding Fathers were all Christian, and steadfast supporters of liberty and equality. (No mention of them owning slaves, suppressing rights, restricting voting and property ownership, or, in fact, not being Christian at all in many cases.)
  • The abolitionists who brought about the natural end to slavery were all white. (No words…)
  • Reconstruction was a blip on the radar that was easily resolved, and Jim Crow laws were helpful to African Americans. (C’mon.)
  • Any violence perpetrated during the many race massacres that occurred in this country was equally the fault of African Americans. (Let’s all pull up a chair at the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party while we’re at it, and talk about how every woman who is raped is asking for it.)
  • The State of Florida immediately cooperated fully with the constitutional amendments regarding citizenship, equal protection under the law, and suffrage. (They are a shining example of political perfection! Bless their hearts. My Florida elementary school wasn’t fully integrated until 1970.)

These new standards are being strongly protested by The Florida Education Association and the NAACP, along with those of us who believe in factual edification. Florida is becoming an international embarrassment to humanity. It will be interesting to see if the state’s brain drain increases to the point where they find it impossible to find any qualified teachers at all.

Florida: where knowledge goes to die.

The powers that be in that state want people to buy into the foolish assumption that our white children will be hurt by learning the truth about the Caucasians of the past. The founding fathers and everyone who came afterward must be portrayed as having unimpeachable moral character, or, the story goes, these kids will somehow have their self esteem destroyed.

They believe that children are not capable of improving this country by learning from the mistakes we made in the past. In fact, they don’t want there to be any changes at all. African Americans should all be relegated to the fields (preferably in prison chain gangs), where they can sing delightful negro spirituals while their owners shower them with love and enlightenment.

I weep for the future.

The fact that so many Florida parents buy into that, or at the very least are unwilling to do anything to correct it, speaks volumes about the pervasive ignorance that is perpetuated by the Florida education system. Imagine what Florida will be like in about 15 years, when these kids, who are spoon-fed even more falsities than their parents were, in every subject from History to Civics and Government to Economics, grow up to be voters, policy makers, and insurrectionists themselves.

Beware of any person or institution that wishes to keep you in ignorance. Their agenda has not been created to benefit you. Heaven help us all.

“Agency Job” by Banksy

Sources:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/20/us/florida-black-history-education-standards-reaj/index.html

https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/july-22-2023

https://newrepublic.com/article/118561/american-independence-myths-lies-may-comfort-facts-matter

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/founding-fathers-and-slaveholders-72262393/

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/502324/50-things-you-didnt-know-about-founding-fathers

https://carthagenewsonline.com/opinion/columns/artnotes-from-hyde-house/artnotes-from-hyde-house-the-art-of-appropriation/

13 responses to “Floridians, Here’s What Your Children Will Be Taught”

  1. Sane people should boycott it as a vacation destination for their own safety. Disney World should be looking for a new venue, out of state, to relocate to. We should quarantine the whole state before the deadly infection [still to be named] spreads to the rest of the country. I’m joking of course… or am I? “Beware of any person or institution that wishes to keep you in ignorance,” is why I avoid organized religions and rightwing politicians after listening to their convoluted, contradictory doctrines. As a person that takes things literally, most religious and extreme political rhetoric seems ridiculous, manipulative or dangerous when viewed in context as a whole. Once you read their doctrines, with all the fine print, and observed them in practice, they’re so full of contradictions and loop holes that their original intents are negated and you have to compromise your moral center, and logic, to continue following them.

    1. I tend to agree, except, of course, about my own religion. Unitarian Universalism encourages independent inquiry, a belief in science, and has no fixed creed. There are UU Christians, UU Humanists, UU Wiccans, UU Buddhists… you name it. And it attracts members from the most highly educated people. It’s nice to have some liberal fellowship, too, so one doesn’t feel so isolated. We don’t proselytize, and I’m not trying to do that to you, dear Lyn, but you might find it fascinating.

      1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DREKGn4nPhQ around 28 minutes this psychiatrist calls it our collective suicidal tendency. Sounds about right. That’s what we should label our current, and possibly our last, era. The video is long, but it’s a fascinating psychological dive into the sociopolitical insanity created by one man’s mental defects and the failure, of those with the power, to reign him in. Going to finish prepping for the winds and deluge about to hit in a few hours. Hope you held onto some masks to protect your lungs from smoke and Eris. We are experiencing an uptick in this new covid strain infections, especially since schools are back in session and updated covid boosters aren’t out yet. Stay safe.

      2. How are you doing with the deluge? Up here, the smoke was so bad yesterday that my heart was pounding from lack of oxygen. It’s a tiny bit better today. I hope you’re safe, and thanks for the link.

      3. I weathered the storm with only leaking windows. Sorry you’re health is being harmed from the smoke. Does it make your sleep apnea worse? Hope you don’t get a lung infection or asthma. Thanks for the links. Even if I don’t join, I enjoy exploring the intricacies of religions. Just wish they didn’t accommodate diverse needs by creating separate off shoot groups. That tends to feed biases. Maybe the wiccans have a reason they appear isolated. Ask them so you can put your bias in context or expand your view. Actually, Wiccans have multiple factions. Maybe you and I could start our own. We could ride solar powered roombas and cast earth spells 😃

      4. But if we’re sitting on a solar powered roomba, wouldn’t that prevent it from having access to the sun? 😀

      5. Not if they charge during the day and we only ride at night. Only, on really dark nights we might be mistaken for UAP/UFOs 🤔It’s always aliens.

      6. Well, I’ve been treated as such all my life, so I’m starting to embrace my alien-ness!

      7. I’ve looked up several Unitarian locations, on line, and from what I could see, they lack racial diversity and are too structured for me. Even though some ‘devout’ Christians have accused me of being a witch, I’m sure the UU Wiccans would kick me out. 🙂 Between the social and physical sensory needs of being on the spectrum, and being the token (mystery race) in white neurotypical group interactions, the negative consequences out weigh the spiritual benefits.(Imagine your lone, ASD self navagating as a token white at a black gospel church.) I’ve been in many different types of group situations and all drain my light. I’m best one on one and feel alone when in crowds. Besides, many who achieve spiritual growth, do so in profound isolation. I think the reason there’s a lack of diversity in UU’s I’ve looked into is, Unitarian Universalism has subdivided itself into many separate groups of belief and ideology that it’s opened itself up to an unintended racial/cultural division. Why so many UU’s of? Doesn’t it distill the intended united inclusiveness if you isolate yourselves into groups based on your differences? Am I being too literal? To clarify, it’s seeing each ideologically centered group gravitate to primarily one type of race (not just white) that seems contradictory to the ‘respect for diversity and interconnectedness’ core of UU and mimics the divisions of most major organized religions. https://uucsj.org/study-guide/who-are-you/for-people-of-color/ this shows a partial awareness by UUC of this issue, but as an outsider, with no skin in the game, perhaps my view is less obstructed. Not trying to change your view, just explaining why, even though I find it fascinating and more progressive than most, Unitarian Universalism doesn’t fit me. Glad it works for you though. Still too organized for this SBNR soul. https://www.theatlantic.com/membership/archive/2018/01/what-it-means-to-be-spiritual-but-not-religious/550337/ namaste

      8. Unitarian Universalism originated in New England, and many of its original founders came out of the Congregationalist Churches there. And since we find it repugnant to “recruit”, it’s more of a word of mouth thing, so yes, we do have a diversity problem. Also, African Americans, in particular, tend to be used to right wing conservative churches, so a church that talks about LBGTQ+ rights, and one that attends Black Lives Matter rallies and Pro Choice events must seem exceedingly strange. The people of color in our congregation say they consider it home, but who knows what they really think. As far as the individual groups, we don’t isolate at all. We sit side by side, and we disagree a lot, but respect the differences. There are offshoot side events, like the humanists like to have philosophy lectures, and there’s meditation, and women’s rights activities and the like, but everyone is welcome. In my personal opinion, the only group that seems at all isolationist is the wiccans, but that might be my own personal bias. I hear you, about ASD challenges. And mostly, I attend on line rather than in person, and I almost never attend the off shoot stuff. To each their own. I would like to attend more of the race and social justice activities, by my work schedule tends to interfere. We have a sister UU church that we sponsor in India. I’d love to take one of those trips, but that’s expensive. I have always been on the periphery of UU, but I always find it an intense relief to surround myself with people with similar politics and desires for a better world, so that’s why it works for me. You might enjoy reading some of the more political sermons on line. I think you’d find them interesting. I believe you can find them through the UU Association website. Also, you might enjoy this list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Unitarians,_Universalists,_and_Unitarian_Universalists But I totally respect your insights and opinions and believe me, I won’t like you any less or more based on those insights and opinions. Let me know you’re safe and dry, dear Lyn.

  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXYhK7uAUN8 Hope you won’t be suffering from wildfire smoke up there while down here we endure wind and floods due to our first, ever, tropical storm. As land and life burns, the oceans warm, killing sea life and coral reefs while enhancing hurricane activity. I weep for where we are now, in this moment, that might determine that our children have no future. Without action on our amped up climate crisis, political and religious rightwing powerplays will have erased all our futures by distracting us from the one reality none of their backa$$ beliefs can change. The planet is not just warming, it’s burning. We are in danger of surpassing the 35-55% population loss of 536ad. Why isn’t that our priority? Why aren’t we treating deniers negligent behavior, as the threat it is to this planet and every living thing on it? Why are we buying into their criminal distractions and trusting politics to fix the existential crisis it allowed to grow in the first place? We need to shut down Trump, and his like minded minions(i.e. DeSantis), distractions, and focus on climate or face extinction. Then, we won’t need to worry about the ignorance of Floridian children 15 years from now.

    1. The smoke is wafting in as we speak, and is supposed to be here until Tuesday evening. I’m already having trouble breathing. We are living in precarious times. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad I’m not young. And the answer to all your questions, above, are greed, laziness and denial.

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