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To The Jogger Who Jumped Across My Opening Drawbridge
Next time, you might not be so lucky.
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Exploding Head Syndrome is Actually a Thing!
The auditory equivalent of a sneeze?
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Cannonball!
If you’ve managed to go through life without having made a really big splash in a swimming pool, then I respectfully suggest that you haven’t lived. Sometimes you just have to go for it. Put yourself out there. Cowabunga! Not that there’s anything wrong with being cautious. Stick your toe in. Test the waters. Make…
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Drabble
I learned a new word recently. Drabble. According to wikipedia, “A drabble is a short work of fiction of around one hundred words in length. The purpose of the drabble is brevity, testing the author’s ability to express interesting and meaningful ideas in a confined space.” To this I say, challenge accepted! And I soon…
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The Perfectly Wrong Thing
Without a doubt, the absolute worst part about being a bridgetender is the jumpers. When I see someone attempting suicide, it leaves me feeling sick at heart. I truly believe that life is precious, and that no matter how awful it can sometimes be, the pendulum is bound to swing back the other way sooner…
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Leap and the Net Will Appear
That sounds counterintuitive, doesn’t it? Who would be crazy enough to jump without having a visible net below? It’s much better to plan for all contingencies, right? First of all, let me be clear that I’m not talking about literally jumping off something here. If you step off the ledge of a high-rise building without…