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Chez Nothin’ to Steal Here
I’m thrilled to say that no one has ever broken into my house. There are several reasons for this. First, of course, is the loyal presence of my ever-vigilant barking dogs. I have this theory that thieves are lazy and paranoid, so if they’re going to rob someone, they’d much rather go next door to…
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Today is Sneak Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day!
It really is. I’m not making this up. You can Google it. I think this is probably one of the most useful holidays on earth. If you’ve ever grown zucchini, you know how quickly you can be overwhelmed by your success in this venture. And this is about the time of year when you’ll be…