The View from a Drawbridge

Tag: Quagmire

  • Missing My Magical Dog

    The gift of his unconditional love.

  • Quagmire’s Quarterly Review

    “Your utter disregard for regular office hours has been a point of concern.”

  • An Expert Unpacks FOMO

    Fear of missing out is Quagmire’s reason for being.

  • My Favorite You

    I could have stayed there for the rest of my life.

  • Dog Mom Diaries

    He looks at me as if I’ve taken leave of my senses.

  • So Glad My Dog Can’t Talk

    “INTRUDER ALERT!!!!!!!”

  • It’s Not That Complicated

    I go to work. I come home. I start dinner. I sit on my back porch in my fifteen dollar red plastic Adirondack chair, and put my feet up on my brown plastic thrift shop stool. My dog Quagmire jumps on my lap. Sometimes I ask him to tell me about his day. He’s never…

  • Viral Days

    It’s funny. You can float along in cyberspace, completely anonymous to all but friends and family, and then all of a sudden, BAM! The limelight blasts you right in the cornea. It’s happened to me a few times. It’s always unexpected and seemingly random. And it feels very strange. I had one of those days…

  • My Magical Dog

    At the risk of sounding completely unhinged, I’m beginning to think my dog Quagmire has supernatural powers. I’ve written time and again about his ability to conjure up a variety of different food from seemingly nowhere. (Check out my most recent post about that, which will in turn link you to all the others.) This…

  • More Puppy Produce

    In the past, I’ve written about my dog Quagmire’s uncanny ability to bring me foodstuff out of nowhere. Bananas. Watermelons. Peaches. An egg. I never got to the bottom of that mystery. I was kind of hoping it would come to an end once I’d moved. I figured, once the supply lines were cut, whatever,…