Dennis Rodman. Sigh.

If you are the one person on the planet who has yet to see the video in which Dennis Rodman has a full blown meltdown during a CNN interview, you can watch it here. http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/01/07/dennis-rodman-meltdown-cnn-kim-jong-un/ Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. First of all, if you want the world to take you seriously, you might want to consider…

If you are the one person on the planet who has yet to see the video in which Dennis Rodman has a full blown meltdown during a CNN interview, you can watch it here.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/01/07/dennis-rodman-meltdown-cnn-kim-jong-un/

Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. First of all, if you want the world to take you seriously, you might want to consider avoiding the following:

  • Appearing on television stoned out of your ever loving mind.
  • Announcing that one of the most warped, insane dictators in the modern world is your friend. This is a man who just executed his own uncle and has allowed his eerily brainwashed citizens to suffer through such an epic famine that most of them know firsthand what it’s like to eat grass to survive.
  • Implying that you know why Kenneth Bae has been held in North Korea for over a year when no one else does, because no charges have been filed.
  • Acting so stupid and out of control that your teammates who are sitting behind you look more uncomfortable with each passing minute.

But the most appalling thing that you have done, Dennis, is try to pretend that you’re only in North Korea for the basketball, and that your actions are in no way political. Sorry, dear, you don’t get to enjoy the privilege of celebrity without also having the responsibility. You are a public figure. People, God knows why, look up to you. Whether you (or we) like it or not, you are representing the United States. You are being used as a puppet to prop up an evil dictator, and you can’t say you don’t know it, because everyone with even the slightest bit of intelligence knows how much the people of North Korea have suffered because of him.

Have you broken free of your handlers and gone out in the country to actually see how the real people live? No. You’ve been wined and dined by a madman who must have supplied you with your drugs or how else could you have been so deep in a purple haze in such a highly restrictive country?

Shame on you.

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I’d rather stick my head in the jaws of a crocodile.

16 responses to “Dennis Rodman. Sigh.”

  1. I wish there was a ‘like’ button for every sentence in this post! Rodman’s endorsement was one of the most bizarre, out of kilter things I’ve seen in a long time. And if Kim Jong-un things this is helping his PR, he is sadly mistaken. The apparent suffering of the people of North Korea cannot be reduced to the insult of outright denial.

    1. Thank you. Yes, using Rodman to improve your PR is like inviting a clown to your wedding. At the very least everyone will find you strange, but there’s also the risk that you’ll terrify half the guests.

  2. My question, Why does our government allow him passage in and out of our country?

    1. Actually, more Americans travel to North Korea than you might think. http://travel.cnn.com/how-travel-north-korea-042681 I don’t think America wants to be viewed as a place that limits its citizens’ freedoms in that way, but talk about taking your freedom and turning it into a weapon of mass destruction! I wish they’d put a leash on the guy, but if they did, where would the line be drawn?

      1. True, but the average citizen however well-meaning should not be allowed to consort with the enemy and upset the delicate balance of international diplomsy. I could never figure why Jesse Jackson felt he could step in and manipulate international situations however well intended. Priivate citizens have no business interfering, The consequences could be devestating.

      2. Fortunately I don’t think anyone takes this doofus seriously, but I take your point. Did you see him singing happy birthday to the dictator? Like he was Marilyn Monroe or something? What a putz.

  3. The guy is just an idiot. Pointing that out to him is a waste of your time.

    1. Well, there is that. But upon writing this I was very confident that he’d never read it anyway. I doubt he can even focus his eyes on the substances he takes. I’ve no doubt that he’ll self destruct within the next decade. Basically this entry is just me venting. Actually, many of them are…

      1. You are like a steamy little volcano…

      2. Ooooh. I like that.

      3. Yeah… until you blow your top so high that brains shoot out all over your ceiling… or Dennis Rodman…

      4. Well, at that point it would no longer be my problem. lol

      5. good point, explodey head.

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