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On Being Good at Your Job When No One Is Watching
I was feeling proud and all in the zone…
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Bridge Buffoonery
I get it. It’s hot out. But that’s no reason to check your brain at the door.
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Just Me Trying to Get Published
Wish me luck!
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I’m, Like, All Official, and Stuff
I’m just workin’, here.
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I Broke My Bridge
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Because Why?
The things pranksters don’t ever seem to take into account are consequences.
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On Being Recognized
It never fails to take me by surprise.
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Don’t You Have Jobs?
As a bridgetender I get to look down upon the leisure class, literally and figuratively.
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Weird Drawbridge Stuff
Every time I think I’ve seen it all as a bridgetender, something new and surprising happens.
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Things That Make Me Lose My Composure
Someone told me the other day that I’m very composed. It took me by surprise, but I suppose it’s true. I don’t enjoy drama. I haven’t thrown a tantrum in, oh, at least a week or two. (Joke.) I think the reason I’ve never thought of myself as the poster child for composure is that…