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That’ll Be Quite Enough Adrenaline for Me, Thank You
Nothin’ to see here?
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My Last Bizarre Experience of 2025
Because sometimes the only valid response is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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It’s All Fun and Games Until Some Fool Jumps Your Open Drawbridge in His Car
Bridgetending is very Zen, mostly. Until it isn’t.
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On Being Seen
They gave no evidence that female bridgetenders even exist.
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WomenWorld
Trust me, guys, we do not want to live here.
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University Bridge and the Mahoney Trunk Murder
Some history and a creepy true story for your Halloween reading pleasure!
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Drawbridge Incidents
Drawbridges seem to attract people who are mentally ill or, at the very least, not using their best judgment.
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On Hearing the Voices for Peace in Seattle
“Never again for anyone! Never again is now!”
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To The Jogger Who Jumped Across My Opening Drawbridge
Next time, you might not be so lucky.
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Rest in Peace, Fellow Bridgetender
Most people don’t even know we exist.